Saturday, February 20, 2010

Save the IITians - An Airtel Initiative

In a bid to out wit the rival telecom provider Aircel, Airtel has started the initiative Save the IITians.
Speaking to the media, the Airtel spokesperson said
"It is about creating awareness that IITians, like other living beings, need mates too. Their prime years are wasted looking for their prospective mates in the virtual world"
On asked about whether this initiative is in response to Aircel's Save the Tigers initiative, he said
"No, we are dealing with a bigger cause here. Look there were a million Tigers a century ago and now there are 1000 left. How has our life degraded? Infact our life is better. I bet you couldn't have enjoyed upto 16Mbps speed a century ago on any network."
"Also with 1000 Tigers, they still have 1:3 male female ratio. Look at poor IITians, there is 1:20 male: non male ratio. Lets not even go into the male female ratio category. These guys are the future of the nation. If they don't get prospective mates now, I believe the great IIT gene pool will end for ever"

Its been heard that they have roped in famous cricketers like Rajesh Chauahan and VenkatPati Raju as the brand ambassadors. Airtel hasn't provided any reason for such choice
To create awareness about the horrible situation IITians are living in, plans are on to put flexes around the cities featuring IIT girls in their various moods. Local government has requested to avoid putting such flexes around schools, parks and hospitals so that people with weak heart don't get scared. Permission to put flexes with whole batch of IIT girls is still pending with law enforcement agencies.
Famous social activist, Suheil Seth commented on Times Now, " I believe that this issue deals with whole country and whole world as such and we can not tolerate such inhuman behavior against a certain section of society"
On another question regarding the recent Naxal attacks, Mr. Seth added  " I believe that this issue deals with whole country and whole world as such and we can not tolerate such inhuman behavior against a certain section of society"

5 comments:

  1. u deleted the post man... thats awful

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  2. which post man?..nothing was posted

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  3. Dude your every post is going on bakaristan...Man I need you there ...

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  4. Awesome !

    To perpetuate the IIT gene pool, Airtel should rope in girls from arts colleges and let them loose in the IIT campus. This will help IITians choose mate in the natural way.

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  5. @Ankit After women reservation bill, I am rooting for a bill which reserves 2 years of JEE only for girls. These girls will be admitted only on the basis of their profile pics on facebook. I hope the authorities will involve the alumni in the screening process ;)

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